Bromwell High (2005– )
Graeme Garden: Roger Bibby
Quotes
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Iqbal : Bloody ridiculous... grown-up teachers behaving like children!
Mr. Bibby : Morning headmaster.
Iqbal : Ahh, Mr. Bibb. At least you are no like the children.
Mr. Bibby : Oh, but I am, headmaster. I'm-a like the children very much.
Iqbal : No, I mean you no look like the children.
Mr. Bibby : Oh, I'm sorry. I'm-a thought you talking banana-boat English.
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[Iqbal is sobbing in the cloakroom]
Mr. Bibby : Why, Headmaster, you're crying. I daresay, you're blubbering like a gimp. If you did this in Cyprus, or wherever it is you're from, they'd cut your nuts off.
Iqbal : The teachers, they don' like me.
Mr. Bibby : Well they didn't like me when I took their credit cards, but you don't see me crying about it.
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Mr. Bibby : Think what it would mean to your parents. Or guardians. Or whatever combination of incompetent caregivers attend to your domestic requirements.