Fri, Jun 22, 2007
[I- The Emperor's New Tuber] To Kuzco's amazement Malina's competitive obsession extends to anything, even the potato tuber growing context. So he 'helps he' cheating with a 'yard sale' potion from Kronk. Meanwhile Yzma hopes to buy an evil machine. [II- Room for Improvement] Kuzco is tired of sharing the attic with the kids, so they fight. Pacha hires Kronk to clean up. He forgets Yzma's secret stealing orders while doing a good job. Meanwhile the fight goes on, who can keep what and who gets attic or basement.
Fri, Jun 29, 2007
[I- Cool Summer] Kuzco planned to stun everyone as cool king of the beach on holiday, but Pacha forces him to dress sensibly and put on lotion, so he wants to dump the family. Kronk accidentally discovers a fountain of youth, which Yzma abuses to seduce Kuzco as a girl, but it wears off and Kronk spills some water in a beach fountain. Thus Pacha gets rejuvenated, also temporarily, actually making Kuzco a surprise hero. [II- Prisoner of Kuzcoban] Kuzco is the target of violent murder attempts, but strangely not from Yzma. It turns out to be the work of someone who wants revenge for eight years in the dungeon, yet he's pleased when the Emperor, once his captive, spends some quality time with him. Kronk is so depressed when Yzma tells him that his favorite comic superhero isn't real so she has to dress up as 'Pijama Llama'.
Fri, Jul 6, 2007
[I- Ramon's a Crowd] Ramon, the new Spanish exchange student, soon proves more popular then Kuzco. After Yzma replaces him with the smarter Ramon, Kronk teams up with Kuzco. Two concurring plans to feed the other to the rodeo's giant scorpion force Kuzco and Ramon to collaborate. [II- Guakumentary] With the annual Kuzco Academy awards ahead, Kuzco is jealous of Malina, and enlists Guaca to make a campaign movie. His ingratitude comes at a price.
Fri, Jul 20, 2007
[I- Show Me the Monkey] Once more jealous of popular macho Ramon, Kuzco brags he can climb even better, and Kronk tells everyone he'll prove it by climbing the Kuzco Academy- from the bottom of the eerie peek it stands on, a job rather requiring a monkey, but getting one is as hard as it is to climb it himself to fool the crowd. [II- Demon Llama] Kuzco's big mouth gets him forced to prove he can shepherd llama's (Pascha's daily job). After Kronk spilled a Yzma-elixir, to turn people into monsters, into the stream the herd drinks from, novice Kuzco gets a magically mean flock to tend in order to be admitted into the llama herdsmen club.
Fri, Aug 3, 2007
[I- Picture This!] Although Malina always tells Kuzco the personality on the inside is what counts, not appearance, she totally freaks when her yearbook picture turns out freaky. Alas shredding everyone's copies isn't enough, there's also one in the class's time capsule in a temple which opens only once in 1,000 years, so Kuzco and Kronk are dragged along on an Indiana Jones style 'image rescue'. [II- TV or Not TV] In order to pretend she's the empress in Kuzco' palace for a press interview, vain Yzma orders Kronk to start TV programs so everybody will be glued to the little box. Of course Kuzco is jealous of all the attention, worms his way in and spoils the medium.
Sat, Sep 8, 2007
[I- Kuz-Cop] Kuzco expects lots of presents on his annual October feast-day, but pesters the mall security guard till the man gets fired. The chaos at the big sale is terrible, the city is wrecked and nobody gets presents for Kuzco. Finding Kronk was supposed to rob the Royal treasury, as Yzma is broke, Kuzco decides to set up the guard to catch him and get reinstated. The plan goes wrong, but still works out thanks to an original trial manipulation. [II- How Now Sea Cow?] Malina volunteers for an ecological adoption program. She didn't count on actually taking care of an endangered lamantine (aquatic mammal), and Bob is quite a handful, especially with party-animal Kuzco's 'help'.
Sat, Oct 6, 2007
[I- A Fair to Remember] Kuzco is jealous when Malina refuses to go on a date with him to the Kuzco fair and instead accepts an invitation from Ramon. Kuzco and Kronk's sabotage attempts fail, even back-fire. [II- Working Girl] Malina takes a waitress job at Mudka's, but feels guilty when her perfectionist performance gets Yatta fired.
Sat, Oct 20, 2007
Kuzco has ruined the village's annual acorn festival and blamed the mess on the squirrels, so the village initiates an annual hunt on those. Yzma tricks Kronk so they both eat a cake which turns them into squirrels. Now the boys must run for their lives. [II- Curse of the Moonbeast] On annual prank day Kuzco always tricks Kronk. He and Malina are convinced Kuzco's sudden 'moonbeast'-phobia is another ploy. But is it, or worse?
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Sun, Nov 4, 2007
[I- Emperor's New School Spirit] Envious when the whole school cheers the sacred ballgame mascot Yippe-yo rather then him, Kuzco makes the llama disappear. Since nobody enjoys the game anymore without it, Kuzco desperately tries to get it back, fails and resorts to an Yzma-elixir to transform himself into one. [II- Card Wars] Kuzco hoped his find, the Kuzco-yo (a yo-yo), would make him popular, but everyone is more interested in a card game. Kuzco keeps making the wrong choices however hard he tries to trick Kronk, and by the time he gets it right...
Sun, Nov 18, 2007
[I- The Emperor's New Home School] Lazy Kuzco thinks he can slack off if he takes home schooling, but Pacha's wife makes sure he doesn't like it any better, while Yzma tries to make him return under Amzy's principal control because of Malina. [II- Mudka's Secret Recipe] Kuzco is addicted to meat dishes at Mudka's, but Yzma wants to drug him again and makes Kronk, the chef, forget the recipe, which he and Kuzco go and look for on a perilous quest to the founder's home.
Sun, Dec 2, 2007
Yzma has the Kuzco academy declared bankrupt and about to be torn down, so Kuzco can't graduate (just two days away). Malina tries to raise 5,000 Kuzeiros by mounting a musical show, but talent proves scarce, so she insists on enlisting teenage idol Dirk Brock. Both Yzma and jealous Kuzco try to eliminate Brock. Malina diverts Yzma by offering her the lead, so repentant Kuzco can search the secret lab for an antidote-elixir.
Sun, Dec 9, 2007
Unlike Kronk, cynical Kuzco doesn't believe in Papa Santos, the Santa Claus equivalent in Giftmas, the local version of Christmas. Yzma plans to use this against Kuzco. Instead, the boys stumble onto the real papa Santos' ice palace. He tells them Kuzco's wish to become emperor can only be granted if he stops being naughty and undoes his malice in the 48 hours before Giftmas. Hearing so from Kronk, Yzma decides to destroy Papa by shooting down his llama-rickshaw. Only Kuzko can save Giftmas.