S1.E1 ∙ Retarded Animal Babies 1Sun, Apr 6, 2003The animal babies recite their version of the alphabet, including inaccuracies.Rate
S1.E3 ∙ 3: Show and HellWed, May 7, 2003The animal babies have Show and Tell, and things end up going horribly wrong.Rate
S1.E4 ∙ 4: Stupor HeroesMon, Jun 9, 2003The animal babies become superheroes, while Puppy becomes a super villain.Rate
S1.E5 ∙ 5: Dungeons & ChristwagonsMon, Sep 15, 2003Cat's cousin visits, and the animal babies are forced into playing Dungeons and Dragons. They also smoke Cat's stepdad's weed while they play it.Rate
S1.E6 ∙ 6: Fucky FucksgivingTue, Nov 25, 2003The animal babies attempt to kill a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner, but fail spectacularly. Donkey and Hamster gain expanded minds by the weed they smoked.Rate
S1.E7 ∙ 7: Shitty ShitsmasMon, Dec 15, 2003The animal babies celebrate Christmas, and Cat wants a Red Rider BB Gun after watching the movie A Christmas Story multiple times.Rate
S1.E8 ∙ 8: Cunty Cuntingstine Day!Fri, Jan 30, 2004The animal babies go to a club to try to pick up women, and Puppy remembers his past.Rate
S1.E9 ∙ 9: Pirate ShipSat, Apr 6, 2013Puppy tries to make his friends all hold out their tongue and say "I was born on a pirate ship." They then realize they're saying something else.Rate