3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)
Guilty as Dick (1997)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Tommy Solomon
Quotes
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Tommy Solomon : Sorry I'm late, Coach.
Coach : Hey, anybody can sell fifteen boxes of chocolate in my class can be a little tardy. What's your secret, Champ?
Tommy Solomon : Well, uh, y'know, I just kept thinkin' about sending the band to Washington.
Coach : Yeah. They're gonna owe you some real thanks when they get back next week.
Tommy Solomon : Whoa... they're coming back?
Coach : Well, yeah.
Tommy Solomon : [to his teammates] All right, which one of you tools sold enough chocolate to buy 'em a return ticket?
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[when Tommy is selling chocolate door-to-door to benefit the school band, one of his customers is a priest]
Tommy Solomon : Hi, Father, I'm trying to sell these chocolate bars so the High School band can go to Washington... and learn about Christianity... and, ahh, become priests.
[the priest shuts the door in Tommy's face]
Tommy Solomon : Fine, then! They'll stay here in Rutherford and worship *Satan*!