- Brisco County Jr.: We heard you were alive Pete.
- Lord Bowler: We Just didnt believe it, We saw you get killed by that chinese death star, with our own eyes.
- Pete Hutter: Well thats the thing about your chinese death stars, An Hour later and your alive again.
- Prof. Albert Wickwire: [coming out of his workshop after an explosion coughing] Brisco!
- Brisco County Jr.: Hello Professor
- [getting off his horse walking over to shake Wickwires hand]
- Brisco County Jr.: Are you ok?
- Prof. Albert Wickwire: Yeah, working on a new kind of balloon,it uses hydrogen for lift, Wonderful stuff, but a little ubstable
- [coughing words, Oh the humanity]