The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. (TV Series)

High Treason: Part 2 (1994)

John Astin: Prof. Albert Wickwire

Quotes 

• Socrates Poole : [Climbing down a ladder]  Brisco!

  Brisco County Jr. : Socrates what are you doing here?

  Prof. Albert Wickwire : I thought you could use the help, And I needed someone to pass gas for me.

  Lord Bowler : Uh ain't that something you supposed to do by yourself?

  Prof. Albert Wickwire : Impossible, the cabins too large.

• Prof. Albert Wickwire : Getting killed is just not part of my karma, right now.