All in the Family (TV Series)
The Saga of Cousin Oscar (1971)
Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker
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Quotes
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Louise Jefferson : Was it a timely death?
Archie Bunker : Yeah, around lunchtime.
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Archie Bunker : What do you want me to do, spend over $600 on a funeral for a cousin who used to sit on my face?
Edith Bunker : He'll never do it again, Archie.
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Mrs. McNab : [after Archie announces the service will be on Saturday] Will the funeral be in the morning? I usually do my shopping in the morning.
Archie Bunker : I'll keep it in mind, maybe we can pass the market on the way.
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Archie Bunker : [Asking about caskets] Whitehead, could a guy get something used?
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Archie Bunker : [after seeing Oscar's body] Well, he sat on my face AGAIN!
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Edith Bunker : Wait, I think I remember: your sister, Alma, had a brother, Phil...
Archie Bunker : Wait a minute, why do you say my sist, Alma, had a brother, Phil? If my sister has a brother, Phil, then I have a brother, Phil, too!
Edith Bunker : [condescendingly] It's that way in ALL families, Archie.
