American Dad! (TV Series)

Bullocks to Stan (2005)

Rachael MacFarlane: Hayley Smith

Quotes 

• Stanley Smith : [to Hayley]  What the heII do you think you're doing?

  Hayley Smith : Avery caIIed to apoIogise for what he said. We met for coffee and, weII, I know it's crazy, but I Iike him. He chaIIenges me, and he has a huge...

  Stanley Smith : Penis! I mean, HayIey. Damn, I was trying to cut you off before...

  Hayley Smith : I was gonna say ''heart'', but, weII, you shined his shoes.

• Hayley Smith : [after Bullock has maimed Jeff]  Dad, do something!

  Stanley Smith : [to the waitress]  So what, exactly is a frittata?

  Hayley Smith : Dad!

  Stanley Smith : Hey, I'm hungry. This guy rode me like an animal for three hours! Do you have any idea what that's like?

  [Hayley gives him a look] 

  Stanley Smith : And now I'm not hungry.

• Hayley Smith : If the whoIe CIA is at this carnivaI, who's out there undermining democracy?

  Stanley Smith : The FBI pulls a double shift.