"Annie Oakley" The Saga of Clement O'Toole (TV Episode 1956) - Brad Johnson as Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig

Clement O'Toole : [reading a wanted poster] Wanted in the Kansas Territory for robbery, rustlin' and general all around meanness - Yancy Colton, alias Charley Hayes, Bud Jensen...

Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig : ...alias Clement O'Toole.
Clement O'Toole : But I tell you, I *am* Clement O'Toole from Philadelphia. I'm no outlaw! I'm a grocery clerk.

Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig : In this outfit?

Clement O'Toole : Well, the man who sold them to me from the Emporium said it was the right thing to wear.

Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig : Uh-huh. Well, what's the six-gun for? Opening canned beans?
Tagg Oakley : [Tagg is seated in the Sheriff's office so that no one can see he's the same height as his sister] Gosh, Lofty, why are women so smart?

Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig : It's a myth, Tagg, just like that intuition business.

Annie Oakley : Lofty Craig!

Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig : Aw, come on now, Annie. You know it's true. Take my face, what you can tell just by looking at it.

[Annie handles his smooth, shaven chin. one way and then the other. She giggles and then they all burst out laughing]

Brad Johnson: Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig