Are You Being Served? (TV Series)
Mrs. Slocombe Expects (1977)
Mollie Sugden: Mrs. Slocombe
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Quotes
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Mrs. Slocombe : [to Humphries and Lucas while angrily walking past them] Men!
Mr. Humphries : Well, don't look at me!
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Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold : No, I'm sorry Mrs Slocombe, but I cannot acquiesce to your request.
Mrs. Slocombe : But suppose she has them all alone, when I'm not there.
Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold : Well, can't you employ an aupair girl? Or better still, an au-purr girl.
Mrs. Slocombe : [frowning] I don't think that's very funny, Mr Rumbold. How would you like to be in a basket, jammed up against the radiator in an empty flat having kittens?
Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold : It would be a cat-astrophe!
Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold : [laughs] Oh I am on form today!
Mrs. Slocombe : Am I to take it that you refuse me permission to give my pussy facilities for her confinement?
Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold : I'm afraid there's no... puss-ability!
[laughs again]
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Mrs. Slocombe : Sorry I'm late. The central heating broke down. I had to light the oven and hold my pussy in front of it. Poor little thing. Its tail had been hanging out of its basket all night long!
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Captain Peacock : [ordering Mr. Humphries and Mr. Lucas to get dressed and pretend to be customers] Oh, and you don't have to use your own clothes, you can pick up something from the stockroom.
[pause]
Captain Peacock : The gents' stockroom, Mr. Humphries.
[walks across to the women's counter]
Captain Peacock : Is Miss Brahms ready yet?
Mrs. Slocombe : I'll just call her.
[Turns towards the fitting rooms]
Mrs. Slocombe : Miss Brahms?
[Miss Brahms enters in a low-cut and short-skirted dress, while Mr Humphries and Mr Lucas give a vocal rendition of "The Stripper"]
Captain Peacock : Miss Brahms, you're supposed to be buying, not selling!