Are You Being Served? (TV Series)
Mrs. Slocombe Expects (1977)
Raymond Bowers: Cashmere Sweater Customer
Quotes
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[Mr. Humphries is pretending to be a customer in order to subtly encourage sales]
Mr. Dick Lucas : [takes out a cashmere sweater] Ah, there we are, sir. 30 pounds, just feel how soft they are.
Mr. Humphries : Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing. How much, did you say?
Sweater Customer : 30 pounds.
Mr. Humphries : Oh, I say, aren't things a price?
Mr. Dick Lucas : Worth every penny, sir.
Mr. Humphries : And just the thing for this weather. I wish I could afford that.
Sweater Customer : Yes, I'll take it. And how much are those silk squares?
Mr. Dick Lucas : Oh, these are 10 pounds each, sir. They're pure silk, of course.
Mr. Humphries : Oh, I wish I could afford that.
Sweater Customer : I'll take that, as well.
Mr. Dick Lucas : Oh, I say!
Sweater Customer : Oh, and one of those hats.
Mr. Dick Lucas : Ah, now these, sir, these are 16 pounds each. Of course, they are pure velour.
Mr. Humphries : Oh, pure velour! I wish I could afford that.
Sweater Customer : I'll take that, as well.
Mr. Dick Lucas : Will there be anything further, sir?
Sweater Customer : No, that'll do nicely.
Mr. Dick Lucas : So, that is one cashmere sweater, one silk scarf, and one hat. That is 56 pounds, sir.
Sweater Customer : [motions to Mr. Humphries] And the same for my friend here.
Mr. Humphries : I beg your pardon?
Sweater Customer : Well, what else is money for? I'm rich, I live alone, and perhaps you'd like to come up to my place and have a drink.
Mr. Humphries : [quickly] Oh, I don't think I can afford that.