Are You Being Served? (TV Series)

No Sale (1976)

Harold Bennett: Young Mr. Grace

Quotes 

• Mr. Dick Lucas : [Mr. Rumbold catches him snooping in his office]  I heard the phone ringing, so I came in to answer it in case it was urgent.

  Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold : Well, why haven't you answered it?

  Mr. Dick Lucas : Yes. Well, I suddenly thought to myself, "Perhaps it's a private call and Mr. Rumbold won't want me to answer it," I thought.

  Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold : Yes, well, answer it now and ask them if they're 21 with long blonde hair and a 40-inch bust.

  Mr. Dick Lucas : [answers the phone]  Hello, are you 21 with long blonde hair and a 40-inch bust?

  Young Mr. Grace : No, I'm 80 with short white hair and... hardly any bust at all.