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Are You Being Served? (TV Series)
No Sale (1976)
John Inman: Mr. Humphries
Quotes
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[trying to dissuade a customer from buying a raincoat]
The Raincoat In The Window : No, it'll do fine. Go on and wrap it up.
Mr. Dick Lucas : Despite the fact it's the wrong color?
Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : And it isn't waterproof?
The Raincoat In The Window : Yes, just wrap it up. And I must say, I'm really most impressed with your honesty. One would think you didn't want to sell me an overcoat.
Mr. Ernest Grainger : [walking up] And that's because you've got a fat face, piggy eyes, and a pimple on your nose!
[the customer bursts into tears and walks off]
Mr. Ernest Grainger : You young salesmen just don't know how not to sell clothes.
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Captain Peacock : [after Henry's wife has bitterly torn apart a ball gown] You'll have to pay for that, you know! You've just ruined a perfectly good dress!
Henry : You've just ruined a perfectly good marriage!
Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : [to Mr. Lucas] It's just like Crossroads, isn't it?