Barney Miller (TV Series)
Doomsday (1975)
Ron Glass: Det. Ron Harris
Quotes
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Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : [looking in the newspaper] It's funny, ain't it?
Det. Ron Harris : What's that?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : There's no weather report in the paper.
Det. Ron Harris : Maybe we ain't gonna have any.
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Must be the spray cans, you know? The weatherman can't see through all that underarm deodorant up in the clouds.
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Capt. Barney Miller : Have a look at this, Harris. Now we gotta pull all the catalytic converters off the squad cars.
Det. Ron Harris : Oh, wow, we just put 'em on there.
Capt. Barney Miller : Gotta take 'em off. Seems they're eatin' up too much gas.
Det. Ron Harris : Hey, look, what's more important? Preventing smog or conserving energy?
Capt. Barney Miller : Last month, America wanted to live. This month, it wants to go to the mountains.