The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Jane Finds Elly a Man (1969)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

Quotes 

• Daisy Moses : Jed Clampett, you get into your good duds and git over there and buy that cake that Elly May baked!

  Jed Clampett : I don't want that thing.

  Daisy Moses : That ain't the idea. You gotta buy it before some other man buys it!

  Jed Clampett : I don't think there's a man in this town can lift it.

  Shorty Kellems : It rolls real good. That's how Elly got it over there.

• Jane Hathaway : I can wend my way through the forest to the shores of Table Rock Lake and there I hope to find a family of herons.

  Daisy Moses : Well, give em our best.

  Jed Clampett : Was that the Luke Heron?

  Jane Hathaway : Oh, no, no, no, no. The heron I'm looking for stands in the water on his long skinny legs and gobbles up crawdads and frogs in his enormous mouth.

  Jed Clampett : Well if that ain't Luke Heron, it's his twin brother.

• Jane Hathaway : In the woods, I saw him! Just right for Elly! An Adonis, a Hercules, an Apollo!

  Daisy Moses : Oh please Miss Jane, she's got enough critters now.

  Jane Hathaway : No, no. You don't understand. He was cutting down a tree near the lake.

  Jed Clampett : She don't need another beaver.

• Daisy Moses : Miss Jane is runnin' like the devil hisself is after her.

  Jed Clampett : I was worried about her goin' out in the woods dressed like that. Like as not, somebody mistook her for a revenuer.

  Daisy Moses : Oh, everybody knows there ain't no girl revenuers.

  Jed Clampett : Yeah, but not everybody knows she's a girl.