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The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Jane Finds Elly a Man (1969)
Nancy Kulp: Jane Hathaway
Quotes
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Jane Hathaway : May I have my key please?
Shorty Kellems : What key's that?
Jane Hathaway : The key to the room I'm occupying.
Shorty Kellems : I'm afraid there ain't no key.
Jane Hathaway : Why not?
Shorty Kellems : Cuz there ain't no lock.
Jane Hathaway : Mr. Kellems, am I to understand that some local Lochinvar would be free to enter my room whenever he wished?
Shorty Kellems : Um, now that you mention it, yeah. I reckon he would.
Jane Hathaway : Oh! I just love this quaint little community!
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Jane Hathaway : I'm off to the forest in search of my feathered friends.
Daisy Moses : You know some Indians in these parts?
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Jane Hathaway : I'm looking forward to a thrilling ornithological adventure.
Daisy Moses : Shorty, have you ever knowed a person that used as many big words as her?
Shorty Kellems : Just one. Don Richardson. He come in here the other day and throwed some words at me that weighed out better than 5 pounds apiece.
Daisy Moses : What was it, Shorty?
Shorty Kellems : Well, he's talkin about this law case and he said somethin other was uh... was uh... incompatible overt offense.
Daisy Moses : Hmm, them is heavy rascals.
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Jane Hathaway : I can wend my way through the forest to the shores of Table Rock Lake and there I hope to find a family of herons.
Daisy Moses : Well, give em our best.
Jed Clampett : Was that the Luke Heron?
Jane Hathaway : Oh, no, no, no, no. The heron I'm looking for stands in the water on his long skinny legs and gobbles up crawdads and frogs in his enormous mouth.
Jed Clampett : Well if that ain't Luke Heron, it's his twin brother.
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Jane Hathaway : In the woods, I saw him! Just right for Elly! An Adonis, a Hercules, an Apollo!
Daisy Moses : Oh please Miss Jane, she's got enough critters now.
Jane Hathaway : No, no. You don't understand. He was cutting down a tree near the lake.
Jed Clampett : She don't need another beaver.