The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Shorty Go Home (1969)
Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett
Quotes
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Jed Clampett : Ain't these Shorty Kellem's suitcases?
Daisy Moses : That's right. He's leavin' us. Goin' back to the hills.
Jed Clampett : Tonight?
Daisy Moses : That's right.
Jed Clampett : He didn't say nuthin' to me about leavin'.
Daisy Moses : He don't know it yet!
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Shorty Kellems : This Hollywood night life is kinda expensive. Them four girls last night cost me a bundle
Jed Clampett : Was them girls from Mr. Drysdale's secretarial pool?
Shorty Kellems : No, these are what you call go-go dancers.
Jed Clampett : Go-go?
Shorty Kellems : And before I knew it, my money was gone-gone.
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Shorty Kellems : Congratulate me, Jethro. I'm marryin' into your family.
Jethro Bodine : Is that true, Uncle Jed?
Jed Clampett : It sure is. Shorty put it on paper and slipped it under his lady love's door. Congratulations Shorty, Granny's gonna make you a dandy wife.
Shorty Kellems : D-D-Did he say G-G-Granny?
Jethro Bodine : That's what he said.
Shorty Kellems : Oh Lordy! I slipped it under the wrong d-d-do, I blew it.