The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Shorty Go Home (1969)
Shug Fisher: Shorty Kellems
Quotes
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Shorty Kellems : Jethro, am I glad to see you!
Jethro Bodine : Did you chop all this wood, Shorty?
Shorty Kellems : Every stick of it. Granny's been holding that shotgun on me for 2 hours, makin' me work my fool head off. Will you take over?
Jethro Bodine : Sure
[takes Granny's shotgun]
Jethro Bodine : I'll watch him, Granny.
Daisy Moses : If he makes a break for it, give him both barrels.
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Shorty Kellems : This Hollywood night life is kinda expensive. Them four girls last night cost me a bundle
Jed Clampett : Was them girls from Mr. Drysdale's secretarial pool?
Shorty Kellems : No, these are what you call go-go dancers.
Jed Clampett : Go-go?
Shorty Kellems : And before I knew it, my money was gone-gone.
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Shorty Kellems : Congratulate me, Jethro. I'm marryin' into your family.
Jethro Bodine : Is that true, Uncle Jed?
Jed Clampett : It sure is. Shorty put it on paper and slipped it under his lady love's door. Congratulations Shorty, Granny's gonna make you a dandy wife.
Shorty Kellems : D-D-Did he say G-G-Granny?
Jethro Bodine : That's what he said.
Shorty Kellems : Oh Lordy! I slipped it under the wrong d-d-do, I blew it.