Beverly Hills, 90210 (TV Series)

A Pig Is a Boy Is a Dog (1994)

Ian Ziering: Steve Sanders

Quotes 

• Dylan McKay : [In the Walsh's driveway]  I lent you my girlfriend and you made a move on her!

  Steve Sanders : You made a move on Kelly?

  Brandon Walsh : Nothing happened.

  Dylan McKay : Then you send your little sex freak over looking for a hand out!

  Brandon Walsh : Temporary moment of insanity. I wasn't thinking with my head!

  Dylan McKay : You weren't thinking at all!

  Steve Sanders : Hold on a second, can we back up to the part of the sex freak?

  Dylan McKay : You obviously have some kind of problem with me. You wanna hit me; now here's your chance. Come on!

  Brandon Walsh : I don't wanna hit you but if you feel like you wanna hit me go ahead!

  [Dylan takes a swing and Brandon ducks; Steve gets hit in the nose and falls over] 

  Steve Sanders : Ouch! Do you know how much a nose costs? I still have two good eyes; maybe you each want to gouge those out!

  [Shoves Dylan and Brandon off of him] 

  Brandon Walsh : This is my fault, guys!

  Dylan McKay : Nothing is your fault until I say it is. It's your fault. I was looking forward to giving you a beating, but now I see the beating is going to come from Lucinda!

  Brandon Walsh : I know. Look at us; she's got us at each other's throats. She has got to be loving this.