Blackadder the Third (TV Series)
Nob and Nobility (1987)
Tony Robinson: Baldrick - a Dogsbody
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Quotes
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Baldrick : Yes, I shall certainly choose revolutionary France for my holiday again next year.
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[Referring to a suicide pill they have both been given, after being captured by French revolutionaries]
Baldrick : I'm glad to say you won't be needing that pill, Mr. B.
Blackadder : Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words "I have a cunning plan" marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Baldrick : They certainly are.
Blackadder : Well, forgive me if I don't do a cartwheel of joy; your record in this department is hardly 100%. So what is it?
Baldrick : We do nothing...
Blackadder : Yup, it's another world-beater.
Baldrick : No, wait. We do nothing... until our heads have actually been cut off.
Blackadder : And then we... spring into action?
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Blackadder : Stick the kettle on, Baldrick
Baldrick : What? Aren't we going to France?
Blackadder : Of course we're not going to France! It's incredibly dangerous!
Baldrick : Well, how you gonna win your bet?
Blackadder : Simple, Baldrick. By the use of the large thing between my ears.
Baldrick : Ohhh. Your nose.
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Edmund Blackadder, Esq, Butler to the Prince : Wait a minute. I've thought of a plan.
Baldrick : Hurray!
Edmund Blackadder, Esq, Butler to the Prince : Also, I've thought of a way to get you to sleep.
Baldrick : What?
Baldrick : [Blackadder hits Baldrick, presumably on top of the head] Ooh!