Boy Meets World (TV Series)

Breaking Up Is Really, Really Hard to Do (1995)

Betsy Randle: Amy Matthews

Quotes 

• Alan Matthews : Okay, okay, family meeting. What the heck did you bring home?

  Cory Matthews : [points at Amy]  She let her in.

  Amy Matthews : Come on. She's just a little girl playing house.

  Alan Matthews : Amy, sweetheart, she's a little blonde loon.

  Amy Matthews : Nonsense! Look, if I thought there was anything to be concerned about, I would be the first one to sound the alarm.

  [Wendy enters holding a picture frame] 

  Wendy : Mrs. Matthews, I found this picture of you in your wedding dress. Maybe someday I'll get to try it on.

  [She goes back upstairs] 

  Amy Matthews : Beep, beep, beep, beep!

• Alan Matthews : Wendy, uh don't you think think, that, um, raising three children on Cory's $5.00 a week allowance might be a little stressful during the holidays?

  [laughs] 

  Wendy : Mr. Matthews, we're not gonna get married anytime soon. We both have a lot of growing up to do.

  Alan Matthews : Oh, well, I'm glad to hear that.

  Cory Matthews : Mm. Let her finish.

  Wendy : We're just grow up together!

  Cory Matthews : [to Alan]  You wanna go outside again?

  Morgan Matthews : When you and Cory get married, will you be my sister?

  Wendy : That's right!

  Alan Matthews : Ooh, she's got Morgan...

  Amy Matthews : That is just, so completely sweet!

  Alan Matthews : Oh, she's got all the women!

  Morgan Matthews : Wanna see my doll, sis?

  Wendy : I'd like that. Would you excuse me for a moment?

  Amy Matthews : Of course dear, make yourself at home.

  Cory Matthews : Yeah, move in.

  Alan Matthews : Okay, okay, family meeting. What the heck did you bring home?

  Cory Matthews : [pointing at Amy]  *SHE* let her in!

  Amy Matthews : Come on! She's just a little girl playing house.

  Alan Matthews : Amy, sweetheart, she's a little blond loon!

  Amy Matthews : Nonsense! Look, if I thought there was anything to be concerned about, I would be the first one to sound the alarm.

  Wendy : [coming down the stairs]  Mrs. Matthews, I found this picture of you in your wedding dress. Maybe someday I'll get to try it on.

  Amy Matthews : Beep, beep, beep, beep!

• Eric Matthews : Look at me, I'm alone.

  Alan Matthews : And you will be until these grades come up. Now, until I see some letters closer to the front of the alphabet, you're not going out on any more dates.

  Eric Matthews : Mom... Mommy...

  [He sinks into Amy's embrace, looking pitiful] 

  Amy Matthews : [She strokes Eric's hair, gently]  Oh, Alan, how can you be so cruel to my sweet little baby?

  Alan Matthews : Well, it was your idea.

  [Amy smiles evilly and Eric looks surprised as their eyes meet] 

  Alan Matthews : Eric, you can't rely on your looks to get you through life.

  Eric Matthews : But all I want to be is a weatherman. Okay, look, you guys made a valid point about my grades. But now I'd like the opportunity to present a compelling counter-argument you may not have considered.

  Amy Matthews : Go ahead.

  Eric Matthews : [Immediately starts crying]  Don't take away my girls!