Boy Meets World (TV Series)

Pairing Off (1994)

William Daniels: George Feeny

Quotes 

• Cory Matthews : [Two students are making out in the hallway]  Mr. Feeny, shouldn't you break them up or hose them down or something?

  George Feeny : Oh, I wouldn't interrupt their tryst, Mr. Matthews. They're both A-minus students and happily struck by Cupid.

  Cory Matthews : So, if they were C-minus students, you wouldn't let them kiss?

  George Feeny : School policy, don't you know.

  Cory Matthews : So I can't kiss?

  George Feeny : With your grades, Mr. Matthews, you can't even shake hands.

• Shawn Hunter : Stop obsessing, man. You're gonna pop a lobe.

  Cory Matthews : You're right. I should relax, 'cause this coupling thing, it's just a phase. I mean, how long can it last... a few weeks?

  Jonathan Turner : [Enters walking with Ms. Kelly]  The cafeteria's right this way. They know me there. I'll get us a good table.

  Ms. Kelly : You would do that for me?

  Jonathan Turner : Oh, yeah. I'm very tight with Bertha, the lunchroom lady. Yeah, I once rescued a dolphin from her hair net.

  Cory Matthews : OK, maybe it'll last a few years.

  George Feeny : [Enters walking with an older, female teacher]  Yes, I'm acting principal now, and the pressures would be daunting for a man half my age. Fortunately I have a vitality that belies my years.

  Cory Matthews : I'm the only one who doesn't know how it's done.