Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Triangle (2001)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

Photos 

Quotes 

• Olaf : You... told the witch to do that, Anyanka. You seem determined to put an end to all my fun, just like you always did when we were *dating*!

  [everyone looks at Anya in disbelief] 

  Anya : Uh, um...

  Xander Harris : You dated him?

  Buffy Summers : You dated a troll?

  Willow Rosenberg : And we're what, surprised by this?

• Xander Harris : So, how goes the slaying?

  Buffy Summers : I killed something in a convent last night.

  Xander Harris : In any other room, a frightening declaration. Here, a welcome distraction. Tell us all about the killing, Buff.

  Buffy Summers : Pretty standard. Vampire staking. Oh! But I met a nun and she let me try on her wimple.

  Xander Harris : Okay, now we're back to frightening.

• Xander Harris : Also, sometimes I'll say something about Anya and Willow will get this look, this, um, What-The-Hell-Do-You-See-In-Her look.

  Spike : I know that look. A lot of people never really got Dru, you know.

  Xander Harris : Well, she was insane.

• Xander Harris : It's like, where's Riley? Oh, wait, the Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell.

• Xander Harris : Don't let me stop you from not being here.

  Spike : I was here first, you know.

  Xander Harris : Uh-huh. Go away.

  Spike : Now, why would I do that when it's bugging you so much having me here...? They have chicken wings, too. Also, a sort of a flower-shaped thing they make from an onion. It's brilliant.

  Xander Harris : Are you talking to me hoping that I'll get so depressed that I'll impale myself on a fork right in front of you?

  Spike : Lovely thought. If I don't hurt you myself, the chip wouldn't zap me. I could eat you that way. Beat the onion thing all to hell.

• Olaf : I shall reward you. Only one of your women shall die, and you shall be the one to choose.

  Willow Rosenberg : Did you just say...

  Olaf : Choose. Anyanka or the witch. One of your women must die.

  Xander Harris : No... You are one crazy troll. I-I'm not choosing between my girlfriend and my best friend. That's insane troll logic.

• Xander Harris : Well, we can take care of the hungry. So, how's about you just sit down in one of the sturdier chairs, and we can have a calm talk and something to eat.

  Olaf : Can it be babies?

  Xander Harris : Well, not so much.

  Olaf : Ooh.

  Xander Harris : But maybe... some roast pigs and stags and... much hearty grog.

  Spike : They've got this onion thing.

• [first lines] 

  Xander Harris : You ever have that feeling where there's something you know you're supposed to do, and you forgot what it was.

  Anya : Nope.