Cheers (TV Series)

Call Me, Irresponsible (1989)

Ann Morgan Guilbert: Marge Thornhill

Quotes 

• Marge : Say, aren't you Sam Malone?

  Sam Malone : Guilty as charged.

  Marge : Small world. Marge Thornhill here. Don't you remember me?

  Sam Malone : Ah, boy, you know, I can't quite place the face. Where did we meet?

  Marge : Oh well, we didn't actually meet, but I know you remember me. I went to every home game you ever played.

  Sam Malone : Ah, Marge, there are a lot of people up in the stands there.

  Marge : Sure, but you got to remember me. I always sat behind first base, five rows up, remember? I used to get there early so that I could watch you warm up in the bullpen.

  Sam Malone : I'm sorry.

  Marge : I know you couldn't forget this.

  Marge : [stands up and yells]  "Hey Malone, you pitch like my sister. Why don't you go home and make a dress!"

  Sam Malone : [affectionately]  Was that you? Well, how have you been? Guys, guys, I want you... Do the one where you say I couldn't get the ball across the plate if I drove it there in my car.

  Marge : No, no, that was then, and this is now. By the way, I'm really sorry for all those shots I gave you over the years. No hard feelings?

  Sam Malone : No, of course not, it's all part of the game.

  Marge : [raises the martini Sam made for her in toast]  You're a real sport, Malone.

  Marge : [tastes the martini then stands up and yells]  You call this a martini? What did you use for vermouth, turpentine?

  Sam Malone : [to Norm]  The great ones never lose it.