Cheers (TV Series)
King of the Hill (1985)
Nicholas Colasanto: Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso
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Quotes
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Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : What'll it be, Norm?
Norm Peterson : Just the usual, Coach. I'll have a trough of beer and a snorkel.
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[Sam walks into Cheers. Sees a few huge boxes in front of the bar.]
Sam Malone : Ahhh, come on Coach, is this what I think it is?
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : What do you think it is?
Sam Malone : I think it's something totally useless that some salesman talked you into buying.
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Boy, you're good at thinking Sam.
Sam Malone : [reads the boxes] Oh. The "Billiard Buddy Pool Table Adapter".
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Yeah. But it's not useless Sam. You can make it into a ping-pong table, a knock-hockey table, a salad bar...
Sam Malone : How much?
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Oh, I don't know. A buck. A buck and a half with croutons.
Sam Malone : No, Coach. I mean how much for the whole thing?
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Oh, six hundred bucks Sam, but the salesman said, the salesman said satisfaction guaranteed.
Sam Malone : Or...?
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Now, that would have been a good question.
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Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Sam, are you really going to play in this charity game?
Sam Malone : Yeah, you know I was out there warming up Coach, and my arm feels pretty good.
Carla Tortelli : Are you kidding me? When a butterfly lands on a ball in mid-flight, it's not cooking.
Sam Malone : All I care about is not embarrassing myself.
Carla Tortelli : Good luck.
Sam Malone : I have a right to be a little bit rusty. The only thing I've thrown in the past ten years is Diane's butt out of here.
Diane Chambers : No Sam, you're thinking of the tantrums you threw when I walked out of here.
Sam Malone : Ah.
Carla Tortelli : [sarcastically] You know, the only thing I enjoy hearing more than you two argue on the subject is hearing Cliff talk about Florida.
Cliff Clavin : Well, as a matter of fact, I was just about to tell Normie here that Florida is a pollution-free state. You know, you know how they treat solid waste?
Carla Tortelli : You said they treated you very well.
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Diane Chambers : [about Playboy Playmates] What kind of culture do I live where they are the ideal woman?
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Well gee Diane, you've got to admit they are beautiful.
Diane Chambers : Coach, take away all their make-up, all their expensive hair cuts and those bodies, and what have you got?
Carla Tortelli : You!