Cheers (TV Series)

Loathe and Marriage (1993)

Woody Harrelson: Woody Boyd

Quotes 

• Woody Boyd : Hey Sam. Sorry I'm late. I had to stop at the drugstore.

  Sam Malone : That's OK, Woody.

  Woody Boyd : Yup. Had to make another embarrassing trip to the drugstore to get a little uh...

  [Woody pauses with embarrassment] 

  Sam Malone : [under his breath]  ... protection?

  Woody Boyd : Yeah. You know, Kelly and I want to have a family and all, but we figured we'd wait until after that raise you promised.

  Sam Malone : I hope you got a lot of protection!

  Woody Boyd : Well, as usual you know, I'm a little embarrassed and nervous when I go in there, so I buy a whole bunch of stuff so it doesn't look like I'm just going to get some... you know.

  Sam Malone : Protection.

  Woody Boyd : Yeah.

  Woody Boyd : [starts emptying his shopping bag]  So I got some paper plates, batteries, flash bulbs, Skoal, some gum, Chia Pet, eyeglass repair kit yeah, oh notebook paper, and VO5.

  Sam Malone : Where's the protection?

  Woody Boyd : See you in about an hour, Sam.