Cheers (TV Series)

Show Down: Part 2 (1983)

Shelley Long: Diane Chambers

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• [Sam and Diane are about to have their first kiss] 

  Sam : You are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met!

  Diane : And you, Sam Malone, are the most arrogant, self-centered...

  Sam : SHUT UP! Shut your fat mouth!

  Diane : Make me!

  Sam : Make you? Why, I'm... I'm gonna... I'm gonna bounce you off every wall in this office!

  Diane : Try it and you'll be walking funny tomorrow. Or should I say funnier.

  Sam : You know, I always wanted to pop you one. Maybe this is my lucky day.

  Diane : You disgust me. I hate you.

  Sam : Are you as turned on as I am?

  Diane : More.

  Sam : Bet me.

  [They kiss] 

• Diane Chambers : Coach, do you think I'm a smart person?

  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : You're the smartest person I ever met.

  Diane Chambers : Well I, Diane Chambers, bred and educated to walk with kings, once offered a full scholarship at the Sorbonne, have allowed myself to become attracted to a six foot three inch bubble gum card.

  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Well gee, I think I can help you with the sore buns, Diane, but the rest of what you say is all over my head.

• Sam Malone : [to Diane]  How do you think it feels to be attracted to someone who makes you sick?

  Diane Chambers : I could write a book on the subject.