Cheers (TV Series)

Sisterly Love (1989)

Kirstie Alley: Rebecca Howe

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Quotes 

• Rebecca Howe : Sam, why are you so desperate to see my sister and I make up? I mean, what is it to you? Is this another stupid ploy to get me into bed?

  Sam Malone : Rebecca, don't be ridiculous, I'm thinking of both of you.

• Rebecca Howe : [having caught her sister attempting to seduce Sam]  Oh no, sister. I don't hurt anymore. I am way beyond hurt.

  Sam Malone : Don't be silly now, girls, please.

  Rebecca Howe : [pulling out a gun]  And now it is Susan Howe's turn to hurt!

  Sam Malone : [shocked]  Hey, that's a gun!

  Rebecca Howe : It ain't licorice!

  Sam Malone : [attempting to mediate]  Now, come on, let's talk about this. This is silly.

  Susan Howe : No, please! I'm too young to die!

  Sam Malone : Rebecca...

  [Susan screams just before Rebecca fires the gun at her, causing Susan to crumple to the floor] 

  Sam Malone : [shocked]  Holy cow!

  Rebecca Howe : That was for Dan Buttinger! And this is for Jeff Carnahan...

  [Rebecca fires at Susan again] 

  Rebecca Howe : ...and Mike Deets...

  [Rebecca fires at Susan again] 

  Rebecca Howe : ...and Sam Malone.

  [Rebecca fires 3 shots at Susan again] 

  Sam Malone : [reeling around in shock at what he just witnessed]  Oh boy, oh boy!

• Sam Malone : I'm never gonna speak to either one of you again.

  Rebecca Howe : Oh Sam, that's really too bad. Because you know, in a way, fending off your stupid advances brought Susan and I back together. We haven't been this close since we were kids. We're grateful.

  Sam Malone : [interest piqued]  How grateful?

• [Rebecca walks into the office, where her sister Susan and Sam are making out] 

  Rebecca Howe : Sam, I'm ready for our date... Susan!

  Sam Malone : Rebecca, I can explain this.

  [starts to walk over to Rebecca, but then is pulled back by his arm that was behind Susan] 

  Sam Malone : Ow! My finger's caught in your bra.