Cheers (TV Series)
Truce or Consequences (1982)
Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli
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Quotes
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Carla Tortelli : You sound like a lady who is getting tired of her teeth.
Diane Chambers : I'm tired of your teeth and all the vermicelli in-between.
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Sam Malone : [about Carla and Diane] You straighten everything out, the two of you?
Carla Tortelli : Oh yeah. You know, it was great. She got sickening, and I told the biggest lie I could think of, and she started to sing.
Sam Malone : Why did you do that?
Carla Tortelli : She brings out the little devil in me, Sam. I don't know - I was getting a buzz on, feeling a little loose, I decided just to have a little fun with her.
Sam Malone : What did you tell her?
Carla Tortelli : Sam. It's something I told Diane and she swore she would never tell another living soul... She'll tell you tomorrow.
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Carla Tortelli : Listen, pencil neck. You're startin' to get on my nerves.
Diane Chambers : Please don't call me pencil neck. I am not a pencil neck.
Carla Tortelli : I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call you pencil neck, gozzlehead.
Diane Chambers : Name calling. The last refuge of the monosyllabic.
Carla Tortelli : I don't know what that means but I heard slob in there!