Jack Albertson: Ed Brown

Quotes 

• Liz Garcia, RN : Oh, Chico. If you had only broken your feet or your knees, instead of your ribs.

  Chico Rodriguez : Why?

  Liz Garcia, RN : Because I haven't studied the ribs yet. But I know all about the legs. There's my tibia and my patella and my femur. And that's just the bones. Wait until I show you my cartilage.

  [She has lifted her skirt to mid-thigh, as she describes her legs] 

  Ed Brown : Show it to me. He's too young!

  Chico Rodriguez : Well, If that's how you play "Show and tell,"in nursing school, LOOKING GOOD, HONEY!

  Liz Garcia, RN : [Dropping her skirt]  The show is over, you Peeping Tomaso.

• Ed Brown : One day, The garage business went right through the roof!

  Louie Wilson : You did well?

  Ed Brown : No, Some dummy lit a cigarette at the gas pump!