Corner Gas (TV Series)

World's Biggest Thing (2004)

Jean Freeman: Mrs. Jensen

Quotes 

• [at a meeting of the ad hoc committee to decide what World's Biggest Thing the town will build] 

  Mrs. Jensen : Dog River has always been a farming community. I think that we should build something that would show how proud we are of our agricultural heritage.

  Brent LeRoy : There you go. Now we're cooking.

  Mrs. Jensen : My suggestion is we should build a hoe.

  Brent LeRoy : Uh ... World's Biggest Hoe?

  Lacey : They do attract people. And they certainly generate revenue.

• Davis Quinton : I can't believe they're building the World's Biggest Hoe. Might as well say we've got the World's Biggest Prostitute.

  [he and Karen laugh] 

  Mrs. Jensen : [standing up from where she's sitting in front of them, looking shocked]  Shame on you!

  [slaps Davis] 

  Mrs. Jensen : Why do you youngsters always have such filthy mouths?