Corner Gas (TV Series)

World's Biggest Thing (2004)

Gabrielle Miller: Lacey Burrows

Quotes 

• Lacey : Yeah, Brent. Why don't you look Fitzy's Grandma in the eye and give her one good reason this town can't build a great big dirty ho.

• [Brent writes some names on a chalk board behind the Corner Gas counter] 

  Oscar Leroy : More bounced checks? Cheap sons of ... Who is it? Peter Parker? Who's that? Is he from town here? And who's this Gene Luck Pycard?

  Brent LeRoy : I think that's Jean-Luc Picard.

  Oscar Leroy : What a handle! ... Marge Simpson? That sounds familiar. She's bounced checks here before, I think! That's it! Don't take checks from Marge Simpson or that French guy!

  [He walks out] 

  Lacey : This is fun for you?

  Brent LeRoy : He's still trying to track down Arthur Fonzarelli.

• [at a meeting of the ad hoc committee to decide what World's Biggest Thing the town will build] 

  Mrs. Jensen : Dog River has always been a farming community. I think that we should build something that would show how proud we are of our agricultural heritage.

  Brent LeRoy : There you go. Now we're cooking.

  Mrs. Jensen : My suggestion is we should build a hoe.

  Brent LeRoy : Uh ... World's Biggest Hoe?

  Lacey : They do attract people. And they certainly generate revenue.

• Lacey : You should seriously consider starting your own cult.

  Brent LeRoy : I'm thinking about it. Play your cards right and you could be wife number thirty.