Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV Series)
The Ski Lift (2005)
Mo Collins: Lisa Thompson
Quotes
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Larry David : [walking in] Hello!
Lisa Thompson : Hello. Welcome back.
Larry David : [enthusiastically] So! You know, I spoke to our mutual friend.
[Jeff, concerning the size of his penis]
Lisa Thompson : Did you say hello for me?
Larry David : I did, I did. I did say hello, and... I couldn't help but mention the... whole kind of..."small penis" thing... It came out.
Lisa Thompson : Oh, my gosh... Was he upset?
Larry David : Not at all! Not at all...
[folds his arms]
Lisa Thompson : Really?
Larry David : In fact he had a... completely different take on it than you! He said the problem didn't lie with his small penis... but rather, with your... BIG vagina.
[smugly, he makes a wide 'V' symbol with his hands]
Lisa Thompson : Is THAT what he did?
Larry David : Yeah!
[sign again]
Larry David : BIG!
Lisa Thompson : THIS is my vagina?
Larry David : HUGE!
[nodding smuggly]
Larry David : Huge!
Lisa Thompson : Are you kidding? I don't have a big vagina!
Larry David : [grinning smugly with condescending eyes] You've got the huge vagina.
Lisa Thompson : Oh, do I?
Larry David : [nodding] You got the huge vagina. You're blaming the small penis... It's not necessary.
Lisa Thompson : I made a little... You're the one that-!
Larry David : [cutting Lisa off] ME THINKS the lady doth protest too much! Hmph!
[making the sign]