Christine Baranski: Maryann Thorpe

Quotes 

• Maryann Thorpe : [to the tune of Gilligan's Island Theme]  Oh, sit right back and you'll hear a tale/ tale of a fateful ship/ When Dr. Dick and his brand new bride... / Die on a sinking ship!

  Maryann Thorpe : [causes remote control boat to capsize, knocking dolls riding on it into water]  Aaaaaaaaaiiiiggggghhhh! Aaiiggghhhh!

  Maryann Thorpe : [imitating Andrea Thorpe]  Help! Help! Dr. Dick I can't swim

  Maryann Thorpe : [imitating Dr. Dick]  You can float! You have implants!