Daria (TV Series)

Jane's Addition (1999)

Tracy Grandstaff: Daria Morgendorffer

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Quotes 

• Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Hey.

  Jane Lane : Hey.

  Daria Morgendorffer : What are you doing here?

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Those really good friends of mine - they totally blew me off. I figured you guys might be here.

  Jane Lane : Well, pull up a bench. We'll order another pie.

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : No, I'll just get a slice. I'm only going to stay a minute.

  Daria Morgendorffer : Wanna borrow my stopwatch?

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Hey, Daria, if you want me to leave, just say so.

  Daria Morgendorffer : Okay, bye now.

  Jane Lane : Hey, come on, Daria. I thought we were going to see a movie.

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : What movie?

  Daria Morgendorffer : It's called "The Big Chick Movie That Appeals Only to Girls and Makes Men and Boys Vomit."

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Hey, Daria, did I say I wanted to go to the movie with you?

  Daria Morgendorffer : No, but you never mentioned wanting to horn in on our pizza time, either.

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Daria, you're so darn pleasant and friendly, I don't see how anyone could resist an evening with you. But just on a crazy whim, I think I'll go home and watch TV by myself.

• Trent Lane : Listen, I got to get to rehearsal. I'm late.

  Daria Morgendorffer : How do you know? You don't wear a watch.

  Trent Lane : I'm always late. That's why I don't wear a watch. They depress me.

  Daria Morgendorffer : You know, Trent, somehow that makes perfect sense.

  Trent Lane : Sorry again about, you know... everything.

  Daria Morgendorffer : That's okay.

  Trent Lane : All right then, Daria. See you around.

  [Trent kisses Daria on the cheek and leaves] 

  Daria Morgendorffer : See ya.

• Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer : [Helen, Jake and Quinn are all offscreen, leaving the house]  Meeting!

  Jake Morgendorffer : Golf!

  Quinn Morgendorffer : Date!

  Daria Morgendorffer : Sarcasm!

• Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Look, I'd like to talk to you, okay?

  Daria Morgendorffer : So, talk.

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Listen, you don't like me and that's fine. There's no reason you should.

  Daria Morgendorffer : I agree.

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : But it would be really nice if you could try and get along with me a little. At least in front of Jane.

  Daria Morgendorffer : Why should I?

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Because she's your best friend, and I really like her and want to get to know her.

  Daria Morgendorffer : So?

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : So you hating me puts her in a very awkward position.

  Daria Morgendorffer : I don't hate you. I don't even know you. But I'm not going to sit by while you take my friend away.

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : I'm not taking your friend away. All she talks about is "Daria said this," "Daria did this," "listen to what Daria told this moron."

  Daria Morgendorffer : Don't bother with the flattery, Tom... I'm immune.

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : I'm not flattering you, Daria. I don't care if you don't like me. I'm just saying you'd have to be pretty stupid to think anything or anybody is going to shake your friendship with Jane.

  Daria Morgendorffer : Yeah, pretty stupid. Look, I may conceivably have been acting like a jerk toward you...

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : It's possible; don't worry about it.

  Daria Morgendorffer : But you and I are not friends.

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Definitely not.

  Daria Morgendorffer : And even if we were friends, I still wouldn't ride in that car.

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : That's just plain common sense.

• Daria Morgendorffer : You and Jane aren't really morning people, are you?

  Trent Lane : Hey, the night holds the key.

  Daria Morgendorffer : The key to what?

  Trent Lane : I don't know, Daria, it's early.

• Daria Morgendorffer : I really hope he

  [Trent] 

  Daria Morgendorffer : makes it as a musician, 'cause I can't think of any other job that he could hold down.

  Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : I don't know. You know those farmers who get paid not to grow anything?

• Daria Morgendorffer : Thanks for the ride.

  Trent Lane : Thanks for coming to the gig. I gotta get back before Max and Nicholas kill each other.

  Daria Morgendorffer : Yeah, you don't wanna miss that.

• Daria Morgendorffer : Is Trent up yet?

  Jane Lane : I heard something stirring in his room. I'm hoping it wasn't a family of raccoons.

• Jane Lane : Trent bought a mini-keyboard and a composing program, and he's been up like every night screwing around with it.

  Daria Morgendorffer : Has he played you any of the music he's written?

  Jane Lane : Who said anything about writing music? He sampled the toilet flushing and created an all plumbing version of "Oh Susana".