Daria (TV Series)
Jane's Addition (1999)
Russell Hankin: Tom Sloane
Quotes
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Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Hey.
Jane Lane : Hey.
Daria Morgendorffer : What are you doing here?
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Those really good friends of mine - they totally blew me off. I figured you guys might be here.
Jane Lane : Well, pull up a bench. We'll order another pie.
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : No, I'll just get a slice. I'm only going to stay a minute.
Daria Morgendorffer : Wanna borrow my stopwatch?
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Hey, Daria, if you want me to leave, just say so.
Daria Morgendorffer : Okay, bye now.
Jane Lane : Hey, come on, Daria. I thought we were going to see a movie.
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : What movie?
Daria Morgendorffer : It's called "The Big Chick Movie That Appeals Only to Girls and Makes Men and Boys Vomit."
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Hey, Daria, did I say I wanted to go to the movie with you?
Daria Morgendorffer : No, but you never mentioned wanting to horn in on our pizza time, either.
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Daria, you're so darn pleasant and friendly, I don't see how anyone could resist an evening with you. But just on a crazy whim, I think I'll go home and watch TV by myself.
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Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Look, I'd like to talk to you, okay?
Daria Morgendorffer : So, talk.
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Listen, you don't like me and that's fine. There's no reason you should.
Daria Morgendorffer : I agree.
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : But it would be really nice if you could try and get along with me a little. At least in front of Jane.
Daria Morgendorffer : Why should I?
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Because she's your best friend, and I really like her and want to get to know her.
Daria Morgendorffer : So?
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : So you hating me puts her in a very awkward position.
Daria Morgendorffer : I don't hate you. I don't even know you. But I'm not going to sit by while you take my friend away.
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : I'm not taking your friend away. All she talks about is "Daria said this," "Daria did this," "listen to what Daria told this moron."
Daria Morgendorffer : Don't bother with the flattery, Tom... I'm immune.
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : I'm not flattering you, Daria. I don't care if you don't like me. I'm just saying you'd have to be pretty stupid to think anything or anybody is going to shake your friendship with Jane.
Daria Morgendorffer : Yeah, pretty stupid. Look, I may conceivably have been acting like a jerk toward you...
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : It's possible; don't worry about it.
Daria Morgendorffer : But you and I are not friends.
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Definitely not.
Daria Morgendorffer : And even if we were friends, I still wouldn't ride in that car.
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : That's just plain common sense.
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Daria Morgendorffer : I really hope he
[Trent]
Daria Morgendorffer : makes it as a musician, 'cause I can't think of any other job that he could hold down.
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : I don't know. You know those farmers who get paid not to grow anything?
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Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : You like convertibles?
Jane Lane : Sofas?
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Cars.
Jane Lane : Why, you got one?
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane : Umm... no. But the roof of my car IS rusting through.
Jane Lane : Almost the same thing.