The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
It's a Shame She Married Me (1963)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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Rob Petrie : [Reaching for the Potato Poopies] I'll have some more of those, Laura darling.
Buddy Sorrell : Hey, Laura Darling. That would have been her name if she had married you.
[Pointing to Jim Darling]
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Rob Petrie : You, uh... you never got married, huh?
Jim Darling : Well, how could I? You got my girl.
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Rob Petrie : The world would be a lot better if everybody was committed.
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Rob Petrie : And this is our new sponsor Jim Darling.
Buddy Sorrell : Hey, wait a minute. Let's get that right - Jim, our darling sponsor.
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[New sponsor Jim Darling enters the writers' room]
Rob Petrie : Jim Darling. Excuse me for staring at you, but I've... sure I know you.
Mel Cooley : Well, of course you do. He's one of our nation's most dynamic businessmen.
Buddy Sorrell : Attaboy, Mel. Keep a civil tongue on his boots.
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Sally Rogers : I wonder if the janitor of a building is like the captain of a ship.
Rob Petrie : What?
Sally Rogers : I mean, can he marry us? I'd like a simple basement wedding, just the immediate help.
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Rob Petrie : Buddy, where's, uh, Pickles?
Buddy Sorrell : She's takin' a course in cooking. She stayed home, and she's rehearsing breakfast.
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Laura Petrie : Uh, would anyone like some coffee?
Jim Darling : Yes, as a matter of fact I could use a cup.
Rob Petrie : I'll get it honey.
Sally Rogers : [Jumping up] Ah, I'll help you Laura.
Rob Petrie : Sally, I said I'm going get it.
Sally Rogers : Oh, boy, are you going to get it.
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Rob Petrie : I'm planning a long trip next month with Laura.
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Rob Petrie : Well, Jim, the first leg of the trip I'm gonna take her to White Plains, and Mt. Kisco, Peekskill, Wurtsboro, and that will get us to Grossinger's in time for Hanukkah.
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Rob Petrie : [looking at the party snacks] Potato chips, Corn Curlies, Wheat Whippies, Peanut Pippies, and Potato Poopies. This stuff gets cuter every year.
