Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Megan's First Kiss (2007)
Drake Bell: Drake Parker
Quotes
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Drake Parker : Pip-Pip-Da-Doodalydoo.
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[upon seeing Drake and Josh, Megan abruptly hangs up the phone]
Drake Parker : Who're you on the phone with?
Megan : I wasn't on the phone.
Drake Parker : Yeah, you were.
Josh Nichols : We saw you.
Megan : No, you didn't.
Drake Parker : Yeah, we did.
Josh Nichols : We were standing right here.
Megan : Coming, Mom!
Drake Parker : [as Megan exits] Mom's not even home.
Megan : YOU'RE not home.
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Drake Parker : Which locker do you think's Megan's?
Josh Nichols : [sarcastically] Gee, I don't know. Maybe it's the one she's standing in front of and putting books into.
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Josh Nichols : Well, it's a good thing your "idiot brothers" were here.
Drake Parker : [maintaining his Irish] Yah, this hooligan was about to kiss ya right on the mouth - and I don't have to be talkin' in this accent anymore, do I?
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[to spy on Megan, Drake and Josh appear at The Premiere as orthodox Jews]
Drake Parker : Okay, all I'm sayin' is the next time we need disguises, I'M gettin' 'em.
Josh Nichols : I told you the costume shop was closed, the temple was open, and these are good disguises.
Drake Parker : I don't even know what accent to talk with.
Josh Nichols : It doesn't matter. Just sound boring.
Helen : Can I help you gentlemen find somethin'?
Drake Parker : [in an Irish accent] Top o' the morning to ya.