Drop the Dead Donkey (TV Series)
Joy (1993)
Victoria Wicks: Sally Smedley
Quotes
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Henry Davenport : [after Sally has divided the desk] No, I shall not stoop to her level. You see, this is ridiculous, she's only put a line down the middle of... wait a minute, that's not the middle, you've stolen some of my desk.
Sally Smedley : No I haven't.
Henry Davenport : Yes you have, you're as bad as the bloody Israelis!
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Sally Smedley : I'd be ever so grateful if you'd not put that on my side of the desk.
Henry Davenport : Pardon me for breathing.
Sally Smedley : Well, if you'd stop doing that, I'd be really grateful.
Henry Davenport : Honestly, disputes about desk space... I'm living among pygmies!
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Sally Smedley : Would you stop tossing your rubbish over my desk?
Henry Davenport : What, you've got bloody airspace now?
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Henry Davenport : Look, I need every inch I can get.
Sally Smedley : Yes, that's what I heard.
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[last lines]
Henry Davenport : This is ridiculous.
Sally Smedley : We want our desk back. Now.
Henry Davenport : You seriously expect me to sit at one of those? Besides, her inkwell is bigger than mine.