The Facts of Life (TV Series)
Gossip (1981)
Kim Fields: Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey
Quotes
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Nancy Olson : [after Tootie intimates that she knows a secret about Roger] Roger? What about him?
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Maybe you wanna hear it from someone who's had her guts ripped out by love.
Nancy Olson : [getting impatient] Tootie, what are you talking about?
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Oh, you don't want to hear it from a kid.
Nancy Olson : [picking up a globe] Tootie. Have you ever swallowed one of these?
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Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : [after setting the record straight about Mrs Garrett] Well, that's about it.
Edna Garrett : Tootie...
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Blair, do you know that secret you told Jo about Roger and it was only between the two of you? Well, it was between the three of us.
Blair Warner : [Both Blair and Jo stand up] You sneaky, rotten little blabbermouth!
Jo Polniaczek : Yeah. I got bad rapped on account of you, you little creep! I'll get you for this.
Blair Warner : Not if I get her first!
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Gee. They're taking it better than I thought.
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Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Well, I'm glad everything's settled.
Edna Garrett : Whos, hold it Speedy, you're not out of the woods yet.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Whatya mean?
Edna Garrett : Well, there's the matter of war reparations you have done. Now, since you insist on wagging your tongue, wag it over these.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : What are those?
Edna Garrett : Invitations to the alumni dance. The envelopes have to be sealed. All one thousand of them.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Just call me Tootie Chapstick.
Edna Garrett : Don't forget the stamps.
[goes towards the kitchen]
Edna Garrett : Tootie?
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Yeah?
Edna Garrett : We're still friends.
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Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Monopoly, Nancy? I'll start you with an extra ten thousand.
Nancy Olson : Can't, Tootie. I've gotta do something with this dull hair. Roger expects it to shine.
Jo Polniaczek : Try Turtle Wax!