Lisa Whelchel: Blair Warner

Quotes 

• Blair : Who's your tooth fairy, the pep boys?

• Blair Warner : Come on, slave week is supposed to be fun. Just think, you buy an upper classman and she's your slave for three whole days!

  Tootie Ramsey : Blair, this may come as a shock to you, but slavery is not one of my favorite things.

• Blair : [opens the window]  What a gorgeous evening. 'The moon was but a chin of gold a night or two ago. And now she turns her perfect face upon the world below'. The Moon, Emily Dickinson.

  Jo Polniaczek : [shuts the window suddenly]  It's freezing. Jo Polniaczek.

• Natalie Green : AAAAHHHH! LIGHTS, TOOTIE, LIGHTS!

  Tootie Ramsey : What is it?

  Natalie Green : Something just crawled up my leg!

  Tootie Ramsey : Wishful thinking. Go to sleep.

  Natalie Green : No, Tootie, I saw it, something huge, like a racoon or a rat!

  Blair : Don't be ridiculous.

  Natalie Green : I saw it jump off my bed and scamper across the room. We're being overrun, it's the day of the animals!

  Tootie Ramsey : Take it easy, it's probably just a cute little squirrel. They're always running around the yard.

  Natalie Green : I'm out of here.

  Tootie Ramsey : Natalie, hey, relax. If there is a squirrel in here, all we have to do is leave the window open. He'll find his way out again.

  Natalie Green : Not good enough, move over.

  [climbs into the top bunk with Tootie] 

  Tootie Ramsey : What? There's no room!

  Natalie Green : I don't want some hideous creature...

  Tootie Ramsey : God's creatures!

  Natalie Green : Great. I don't want one of God's creatures hibernating in my nightie. Now move over!