Family Guy (TV Series)

Fore, Father (2000)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Rosie, Crystal Quagmire, Stripper

Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : Oh look, Meg, it's your little baby booties, oh and your little bronzed hat, and your tail.

  Meg Griffin : My what?

  Lois Griffin : Nothing.

• Meg Griffin : Mom, I can't clean - I got stuff to do!

  Lois Griffin : Sweetheart, we all know you don't have any stuff to do.

• Lois Griffin : I'm sorry that Stewie ruined your books. Here, I brought you some of Peter's.

  Brian Griffin : 'Mr. T' by Mr. T. 'T and Me' by George Peppard. 'For The Last Time, I'm Not Mr. T' by Ving Rhames.

  [shudders] 

• Crystal Quagmire : [Flashback, Baby Quagmire is crying]  Here now, have milk.

  [shows Quagmire her breasts] 

  Glen Quagmire : All right!

  [starts sucking on her breast]