Family Matters (TV Series)

Aunt Oona (1994)

Jo Marie Payton: Harriette Winslow

Quotes 

• Harriette Winslow : [Waldo crashes his snowmobile in the Winslows' living room]  Waldo?

  Waldo Geraldo Faldo : Sup?

  Harriette Winslow : Is this your snowmobile?

  Waldo Geraldo Faldo : Yup. How much do I owe you for parking?

• Harriette Winslow : So Oona... how are things in Altoona?

  Aunt Oona : Well... not good, my kitchen exploded.

  Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : How'd that happen?

  Aunt Oona : The gas pipe broke when my living room flooded.

  Carl Otis Winslow : Oh, well how did that happen?

  Aunt Oona : The water main snapped when the roof collapsed.

  Carl Otis Winslow : Yeah but if you...

  Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Forget it, Carl, it's quicksand.