Family Matters (TV Series)

Requiem for an Urkel (1990)

Shawn Harrison: Waldo Geraldo Faldo

Quotes 

• [Walks over to Willie Fuffner] 

  Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel : Fuffner, I've heard of some low things in my time, but forcing Laura to go to the dance with me is plain despicable.

  Willie Fuffner : [Wipes his own mouth]  Thank you.

  Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel : [Unstraps his gloves]  Sir, not only have you harassed and insulted me, but you have sullied the reputation of my lady love.

  [slaps Willie with his gloved hand] 

  Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel : I demand satisfaction.

  Willie Fuffner : He hit me with a mitten.

  Waldo Faldo : Be careful, he has another one.

  Willie Fuffner : [Grabs Steves gloves]  Urkel, you are dead meat!

  Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel : [is chased and hides behind a jock]  Hold me back, hold me back.

  [Comes out and fights Willie as the students cheer for a fight between Urkel and Fuffner] 

• [Waldo and Willie have just gotten out of class to trash Urkel's locker] 

  Waldo Faldo : Whacha gonna do Willie?

  Willie Fuffner : I'm gonna trash Urkel's locker.

  Waldo Faldo : Why are ya gonna do that, Willie?

  Willie Fuffner : Cause it's Tuesday.

  Waldo Faldo : Again?