Frasier (TV Series)

Shutout in Seattle: Part 2 (1999)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• Roz Doyle : Give him a break, he's just having fun.

  Frasier : That's exactly what I'd expect to hear from someone who's willing to spend the night as Bulldog's squeak toy.

  Roz Doyle : That is not funny! It was one night, and I would appreciate it if you would just let it drop.

  Frasier : You're right, I'm sorry, that was tactless of me. Tell you what, let me make it up to you. I've got an extra theater ticket tonight. Faye's busy, why don't you join me?

  Roz Doyle : No, thanks.

  Frasier : No, please, Roz. It's a delightful little show. I'll even throw in dinner.

  Roz Doyle : Busy.

  Frasier : Really. A date?

  Roz Doyle : [exploding]  I have plans! Plans! What are you, a cop? I've got to account for every waking minute? My private life is my own business!

  Frasier : Bulldog!

  Roz Doyle : [bursting into tears]  I don't know what's wrong with me! I'm weak. I can't stop myself!

  Frasier : Yes you can, Roz.

  Roz Doyle : Okay, I don't want to stop myself. He's good. He's really good. I mean, I'm better, but he's trainable.

  Frasier : Roz, it's Bulldog! Doesn't that bother you?

  Roz Doyle : You'd think.

• [Frasier has just called Faye "Cassandra" again by accident] 

  Frasier : It is one syllable! What is wrong with me?

  [Roz starts to laugh] 

  Frasier : Well, I'm glad to see you're amused.

  Roz Doyle : No, I'm not, I'm just having a flashback to my summer of Ted, Todd and Tad.

• Roz Doyle : [about Bulldog]  Oh God, this ruins everything!

  Frasier : What?

  Roz Doyle : Well, didn't you hear what he said? He wants to buy me dinner. Do you realize what this means?

  Frasier : They finally opened that new Hooters out by the airport?

  Roz Doyle : No. He's crossed the line. He actually thinks we're dating!

  Frasier : Roz, didn't your mother warn you that sex could lead to things like dating?

• Frasier : [to Roz]  I have got to stop saying Cassandra!

  Cassandra Stone : [Cassandra enters]  Frasier!

  Frasier : Cassandra!

  Roz Doyle : Hi, Cassandra.

  Frasier : So, how've you been?

  Cassandra Stone : Great. Actually I've been wanting to talk to you for a while. We've been sort of... avoiding each other at work and it just all seems so silly. I mean, I really don't have any hard feelings about the way things ended between us.

  Frasier : Oh, well, that's wonderful. Neither do I.

  Cassandra Stone : You dumped me. You're not allowed to have hard feelings.