Frasier (TV Series)
Something Borrowed, Someone Blue: Part 1 (2000)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
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Quotes
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Daphne : Simon!
Simon Moon : Hello, sis.
Daphne : I thought you were in California.
Simon Moon : Yeah, well, those friends I went to surprise were out of town. So I decided to housesit for 'em, which was lovely. 'Til they came home last night. I don't know what all the screaming was about, I was the one in the tub! Where should I put this bag?
Dr. Frasier Crane : By the door so you don't forget it when you leave.
Simon Moon : Right. I think I know everyone here.
[spots Roz]
Simon Moon : Or do I? And what would your name be then, Miss?
Roz Doyle : Simon, you low-life idiot! You made a date with me last week and you stood me up!
Simon Moon : Sorry, love, I need a bit more to go on.
Roz Doyle : Maybe this'll refresh your memory.
[slams the door in his face]
Simon Moon : Roz! Of course!
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Simon Moon : Thank you Marty, it's most hospitable of you.
Martin Crane : Well, you gotta have a place to stay...
Dr. Frasier Crane : Stop right there! He cannot stay here! The man is loud, ill-mannered, and the last time he stayed here he killed a ficus tree on the downstairs neighbor's balcony by means which are best left to the imagination!
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Roz Doyle : Going to a wedding with your boss is like going to the prom with your brother.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles and I did not go to the prom together! Our dates were sick and we went stag!
Niles : In retrospect, we should have cancelled the horse-drawn carriage, but hindsight is 20-20.
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Daphne : [sobbing as she hugs Frasier] I'm sorry to get so emotional like this.
Dr. Frasier Crane : It's all right. The funeral must've really upset you.
Daphne : It's not that. Dr. Crane? I've wanted to talk to you about this all week, but I haven't known what to say. You promise you'll keep this just between us?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Of course.
Daphne : It's about your brother. You see, I know.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Know what?
Daphne : I know about his feelings for me.
Dr. Frasier Crane : My God! How did you find out?
Daphne : It's not important.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Somebody blabbed, didn't they? Why can't people just mind their own business? Who was the nattering gossip? Roz? Dad?
Daphne : You.
Dr. Frasier Crane : What?
Daphne : You were taking those pills for your back and you blurted it out while I was giving you a massage.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, well, they were very strong pills, you see...
Daphne : Needless to say, it completely took my breath away. At first, I tried to forget about it, put it out of my mind.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, the bottle said just to take one, but I'm a big man...
Daphne : Oh, will you shut up about those pills?
Dr. Frasier Crane : I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Daphne : [continuing] Anyway, after a while, I couldn't put it out of my mind anymore. I find myself thinking about him all the time.
[Daphne starts sobbing once again]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Daphne... are you saying that you have feelings for Niles?
Daphne : I think I do. Oh, I don't know! Even if I did, he may not feel that way about me anymore, he's with Mel now!
Dr. Frasier Crane : I-I don't know what to tell you, Daph. Uh, I, I, think the best thing is for you to, to try to find a way to talk with Niles.
Daphne : Oh. That's not an easy conversation to have.
Dr. Frasier Crane : It's easier now than after you're married.
Daphne : You're right, I have to talk to him. And right away. I'm already making myself sick over this. If I leave it any longer, I'll be a complete basket case. Uh, did he mention if he was going home?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, ah, actually, um, ah, he's going, ah, somewhere else first. Um...
Daphne : Where?
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [speaking to Daphne, Niles and Roz] I'm reminded of a parable...
[door knock]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Daphne/Niles/Roz: Come in!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Honestly Dad, when will you learn to take a hint?
Martin Crane : I can't take a hint? Couldn't you see that Niles wanted to talk to you?
[the elevator doors open as Frasier and Martin get on. Mrs. Richman is already on the elevator, presumably headed to the basement]
Dr. Frasier Crane : [continuing the conversation with Martin] Well, whatever it is, it can wait
Martin Crane : Oh, yeah! No big deal, he just got married, that's all!
Dr. Frasier Crane : [stunned] What?
Martin Crane : He eloped with Mel yesterday.
Mrs. Richman : Poor Daphne...
Dr. Frasier Crane : Would you please keep out of this, Mrs. Richman?
[to Martin]
Dr. Frasier Crane : We have got to get back up there.
[Frasier presses a button]
Martin Crane : We're going to the basement.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I can't wait that long!
[the elevator door opens on a lower floor. Frasier rushes out of the elevator and up the stairs, leaving Martin behind]
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Mrs. Richman : [upon learning that Niles has eloped with Mel] Poor Daphne.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Would you please keep out of this, Mrs. Richman?