Frasier (TV Series)

The Late Dr. Crane (1999)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Niles : Are you all right?

  Frasier : Yes. Thank goodness your fist softened the blow of the airbag.

• Dr. Mel Karnofsky : I'm so sorry about all this dust. Do you mind, I'll have to turn on my hepafilter?

  Niles : Oh, you have a hepa...

  [notices and gasps] 

  Niles : You have a Svenson!

  Dr. Mel Karnofsky : Yes. They're great, aren't they?

  Niles : Not to mention impossible to get in this country, I've tried!

• [Maris had a surgical procedure called botox injections] 

  Niles : They use those toxins that you put in the forehead, it deadens the muscles and takes away the wrinkles. I gave it to her as a gift one year for our anniversary.

  Frasier : Oh, yes, probably your tenth. That's toxins, isn't it?

• Receptionist : [over intercom]  Dr. Karnofsky, Mrs. Magreshack has a question for you in room three.

  Niles : Helen Magreshack?

  Dr. Mel Karnofsky : Oh, I really can't say.

  Niles : [leans in and lowers his voice]  She's finally having it removed?

  Dr. Mel Karnofsky : [incredulous]  Why did she wait?

  Niles : I don't know!

  [they laugh] 

• News Anchor : After checking into the hospital with what appeared to be minor injuries from a fender-bender, radio psychiatrist Frasier Crane died suddenly today. I'm sure it goes for all of us here at KYLL when I say he'll be sorely missed.

  [cheerful] 

  News Anchor : But this rain won't be missed, will it, Flip?

  [Frasier, Martin, and Daphne watch in disbelief] 

  Frasier : Dear God!

  Martin : What the hell?

  Daphne Moon : That's unbelievable!

  Niles : Outrageous!