Friends (TV Series)
The One with Rachel's Other Sister (2002)
Christina Applegate: Amy Green
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Quotes
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Amy : Ok, how about this? If you guys die, and the crazy plate lady dies then do I get the baby?
Chandler Bing : No, if crazy plate lady... if Monica dies then I would get Emma, right?
Rachel : Well, actually...
Chandler Bing : Actually, what?
Ross : It's just that in that case then Emma would go to my parents.
Chandler Bing : What?
Amy : [to Chandler] Hurts, doesn't it?
Joey : Who has to die for me to get her?
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Amy : [fighting with Rachel while an uncomfortable Ross looks on] You know what I cannot believe? That my so-called sister gets a 30% discount from Ralph Lauren - and I still have to pay *retail*?
Rachel : [laughing] It's 45!
Amy : You bitch. You just think you're so perfect, with your new baby and your small apartment.
[Ross slams a towel on the kitchen table]
Amy : Well, let me tell you something: your baby isn't even that cute!
Ross : Too far, Amy. Too far.
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Amy : [about Rachel's baby] Aw, isn't that sweet? Rachel, she has your original nose.
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Rachel : You didn't even come and visit me when I was in the hospital having the baby.
Amy : Oh yeah, well you didn't come to see me in the hospital when I was getting my lips done.
Rachel : I did the first time! And you want to know why I'm not giving Emily to you?
Ross : Emma
Rachel : Who's side are you on?