Full House (TV Series)

And They Call It Puppy Love (1989)

Dave Coulier: Joey Gladstone

Quotes 

• Jesse Katsopolis : They ask such idiotic questions. Nobody knows how far away your supposed to park from a railroad track.

  Danny Tanner , Joey Gladstone : Seven and a half feet.

• Joey Gladstone : Look at this, Michelle. 'Psyche hit by lightning.' Boy, if he was any good, he would have seen that coming!

• Danny Tanner : How did you pass your test last time?

  Jesse Katsopolis : Well, I accidentally glimpsed at the person's paper sitting next to me. This time they passed out different tests. I don't get it. It's like they don't trust us or something...

  Danny Tanner : I don't get it. I drive the freeways. They give ever idiot a driver's license.

  Joey Gladstone : [Looks at Jesse]  Not every idiot.