Full House (TV Series)

Play It Again, Jesse (1992)

John Stamos: Jesse Katsopolis

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Quotes 

• Jesse Katsopolis : [at the supermarket, Jesse picks up a honey dew to show it to Nicky]  You see, son? This is what you're gonna look like, if you don't start growing hair.

• Michelle Tanner : [Jesse is shopping with Stephanie and Michelle]  Billy Bunny cereal! I gotta have it!

  [runs towards it] 

  Jesse Katsopolis : Ho-ho-hold it. Hold it, Michelle. Now, look, just because there's some wacky cartoon character on the box doesn't mean the product's any good.

  [notices a display of Elvis peanut butter jars] 

  Jesse Katsopolis : Oh, my god, Elvis peanut butter.

  Stephanie Tanner : Uncle Jesse, isn't that the same as Billy Bunny cereal?

  Jesse Katsopolis : No, it is not. Elvis is a man, not a cartoon.

• Jesse Katsopolis : [D.J. and Kimmy enter the kitchen]  Oh, girls, I'm glad you're here. It's about time to eat.

  D.J. Tanner : Oh, sorry, Uncle Jesse. Kimmy and I are going to study at the library. We'll catch a burger on the way.

  Jesse Katsopolis : Is this the thanks I get after slaving over a hot stove, all day?

  Kimmy Gibbler : Boy, you sound just like my mom. Only more bitter.

  [Jesse firmly signals them both to leave the house] 

• Stephanie Tanner : [Stephanie and Michelle walk over to the shopping cart carrying mounds of junk food]  We got our dinner, Uncle Jesse.

  Jesse Katsopolis : Ho-ho-ho-ho-hold it. I'm not buying all that junk food.

  [the girls simply dump it all in the cart]